Occasionally I check my Google Analytics to see what search words people are using to find my blog, sometimes I just crack up laughing with what I find!
These are some of the top craziest searches that have led people here to my blog:
Huge arm cast
Smelly cast on arm
I’m sure both of these hits resulted due to posts about Boo and all his injuries and casts, LOL! Nice to know people can find me by googling ‘smelly cast’ sure makes a girl feel good ;p
Traveling candlesticks
This cracks me up because every time I read it I picture the crazy candlestick guy from Beauty and the Beast! What he has to do with traveling candlesticks I have no clue, but I also have no clue what they even are, LOL!
Tin grin
wife+retainer
I’m sure these both resulted from my posts about my experience with my braces. Which have been off for almost 2.5 years now. The wife+retainer cracks me up! Were they wanting to figure out what their wife was going to look like with a retainer…do guys really do that?!
Crazy facial hair
Um, ok, not sure I blog about crazy facial hair much?!
Checking her tooth
What does that even mean? Who is checking their tooth? Why a her? Why is she checking it?!
Gold filling
Ok, Ok, I know we live in Alabama but I’m happy to report that none of us are sporting gold fillings, sorry to burst your bubble!
Misawa goat cart
Well I can say that I’ve ever seen a goat cart in Misawa, but Mr. B did see one in Afghanistan and we traveled all over Misawa, close enough right? He he!
Snowmen military
Not sure what snowmen have to do with the military but I laugh every time I read it!
And last but not least:
US military and ulcers
Bah ha ha! Yes, some military jobs can be stressful (as can civilian ones) and while they may or may not cause ulcers, I can say that I have never blogged about it one way or the other. I guess whoever was trying to check that out.
That was my little laugh for the day, these still crack me up re-reading them! Hope you got a kick out of them too. And now that I think about it I wonder if this post will cause even more crazy search hits…oops!
I also enjoy my search results. I think “sorority tickling” was on there for a while. I don’t know what on my blog talked about that.
Bah ha ha! Sorority tickling! Where do people come up with these things? LOL!